We happened on this scene in Times Square yesterday. Take it away.
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Elmo discussing the differences between the Repubs and the Dems!
Interviewing the incoming RNC chairman
Of these 3, the guy in the muppet costume was the smartest, 'cause he wasn't freezing his ass off.
An interview at the new product marketing kick off for the Tickle Me Maddof doll.
Mr. "Elmo", do you have any comment on the latest Wikileaks release related to your true identity?
"I absolutely deny that I encouraged children to 'tickle me'. I have no further comment. This interview is over."
The absolute best caption. ever.
You beat me to it! As my Mother used to say "Great Minds run in the Same Gutter!"
ps: I didn't know Elmo as a Republican! Hope he checks into 'C Street', soon!
"Then I was tickled. And I didn't like it!!!"
If i was as furry as you... I bet I would be warm...
"Have you ever seen an unemployed Muppet? No! More tax cuts for the rich!"
Nothing improper went on, I just have a wide stance.
Tell me, Elmo. How do you feel about "Don't Ask, Don't Tickle?"
You win MY vote!
Love this.
Perfect!!!!!
Awesome!
SWEET!
Hilarious!
Since you're a Communist and Bert and Ernie are gay... I can only assume that Oscar the Grouch and Slimy are Republicans?
... Yes, yes they are... and please stop referring to me as a Communist... I simply have a soul.
Boehner, having overdone the tanning booth, explains why they shouldn't be taxed.
PRICELESS!!! You should win.
Yes, he should!
"Do you want to tickle my peacock?"
"It wasn't me! I swear! It must've been some other robber in an Elmo costume!!!"
Oh no. Please. Don't tickle me!
"You want to know how I feel about the Tax Bill? You'll have to tickle me first..."
So Mr. Boner, are you going to help the kids out?
Sheesh! You screw up and vote Republican one time and forever more you're labeled a 'Red'. Right now, I'd trade places with Oscar if I could!
I hope that is how many of the new righters or tea partiers are feeling about now!
The tea party's 2012 candidate for U.S. Senate talks about the lessons he learned while working for the O'Donnell campaign in Delaware.
Interviewer: Elmo, is it true that you're considering running for senate in 2012?
Elmo: There have been muppets working there for years, so why not me?
I have a feeling that my caption might not make much sense without some knowledge of British slang as I suddenly realised that "muppet" might not have the same meaning in the US -- In the UK "muppet" is common parlance for a fool or otherwise incompetent person
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muppet_%28slang%29
"Two countries separated by a common language. " George Bernard Shaw
It works either way to assure you and I think if the great Mr. Shaw took more time to ponder he might have added "seperated by a common language but united in humor". Cheers to you!
"...and some of your Johns actually pay extra for you to dress like a muppet?"
So....what's your take on Don't Ask, Don't Tell?
"Regardless of how much money they have, I'm never sitting on Michael Steele's lap again."
"Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay"