No. No, no, no, no, no. No.
Do we get it now? Chris Christie is not running for president. Not. As in, the opposite of is. Still, the heartbroken fanboys in the Republican Party who dreamed of a glorious Christie administration are finding it hard to let go. Can you imagine the headlines?
- Governor Christie Warms Up for Certain 2012 Presidential Run With Blunt Repudiation of 2012 Presidential Run
- Coy Christie "Claims" He's Not Running, Leaves Door Wide Open For Clones, Avatars
- In Press Conference, Christie Repeatedly Says the Words "President," "I" and "Run"
- Analysis: It All Depends on What Your Definition of "I'm Not Running for President Next Year" Is
- Uncanny Christie Impersonator Punks Entire News Media, "Real" Christie To Announce Candidacy Tomorrow
- Sources: Christie's 77th Denial Noticeably Weaker Than Previous 76, Will Enter Race By Weekend
- Cutup Christie Hones Comedy Chops, Polishes Off Old "I'm Not Running" Gag
Got more? Please share your headlines in the comments below. (P.S. He's really not running.)
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"World to Christie: We Have Enough Fat, Rude Americans Telling Us What to Do--They're Called Tourists"
Headline: The Media and Republican Establishment Take Sexual Harassment Classes
Subheadline: Chris Christie: "What part of No don't you understand?!"
Christie says he won't run; refuses to say he definitely for sure double-dog won't run
Christie's prison visit to uncle Tino Fiumara the Genovese mobster to "discuss the family" puts an end to presidential posibilites.
Look At Me, Does It Look LIke I'm A Runner?
headline: NJ Governor Won't Run Because "GOP Platform Too Anti-Christie"
Christie won't run because the platform itself won't hold him up.
Upon publication of his new book, "Why I Left My Party After it was Overrun with Religious Fantasists, Ayn Rand Zealots, and Authoritarian Crackpots," Christie still leaves open tantalizing clues to a potential GOP Presidential bid. His away office in Antarctica neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.
Upon publication of his new book, "Why I Left My Party After it was Overrun with Religious Fantasists, Ayn Rand Zealots, and Authoritarian Crackpots," Christie still leaves open tantalizing clues to a potential GOP Presidential bid. His away office in Antarctica neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.
Weighing His Options: Chris Christie Decides Not To Seek Presidential Nomination in 2012
sub-headline: Big Decision Leaves Other Candidates Scrambling for Donors
Chris Christie: "I am NOT running for President."
Disappointed supporters wonder why he kept them waiting for so long.
NJ Governor Won't Run Because "GOP Platform Too Small"
Christie chokes on idea of running in 2012
Once again the GOP refuses to accept reality. :)
They really believe in the idea that you can change reality by saying over and over what they want to be true. They certainly have had success in getting people to believe untrue things.
They may have accepted the Copenhagen interpretation of Quantum Physics in which the observer can change reality :)
Christie's prison visit to uncle Tino Fiumara the Genovese mobster to "discuss the family" puts an end to presidential possibilities.
Chris Christie says he will not run for President but will run for Mayor McCheese.
Chris Christie says he will not enter race for President but will enter pie eating contest.
Chris Christie enters press room and sees his shadow - 6 more weeks of not running for president !
Scientists discover two new elements in Chris Christie's brain, dubbed antiflipflopium and wordkeepium: Republicans question the "science."
"UPDATE: Failed Suicide Threat Leaves Door Open to Possible Christie Presidential Bid!"
No Fat Guy in the ring, as the Fat Lady Sings,
Christie Not Going to Run. Not Even One Mile.
Headline: Christie Decides to Jump into Race and Run
Sub headline: Admitted to ER Immediately After Jumping and Running
Amazingly disapointed that this doesn't display Chris Christie as an Onnagata. Fail.
Chris Christie says "NO" to Presidential Run Although Confident He Could Have Eaten Obama
Ahh yes. Christ Christie in the GREAT WHITE
HOPENOPE !Chris Christie says he's currently not fit for presidential run