Bad day.

Newt?

Rare, candid shot of Fox News Contributor on his way to studio makeup appointment for appearance on Manatee

"Sir, you can't bring that tiny little car onto the subway. Firstly, it's a tripping hazard and secondly, The Transit Authority suspects that you are sneaking like a dozen other clowns onto the subway in it."

"Sir, clowning around on the subway is not condoned here in New York. You'll have to come with us."

An excellent parody of Khaddafy (sp?).

Drop the seltzer bottle and take two steps...

Lady quit squeezing his horn!

"Does this subway make me look like Bill Murray?"

"Sir, this stop is City College. Clown College is about five blocks north of here, but it's going to feel like about fifty on that tiny tiny little bike of yours."