Given the volume and quality of the entries, some of you must have waited years for the chance to write Fox Nation-style headlines.
While we are humbled by all of your hard work, it made choosing winners both a delight and a fool's errand. Nonetheless, here a few of the many excellent offerings. (Remember, infoxication means transforming these three tame headlines into roaring, terror-filled Fox Nation headlines.)
College Sweethearts Find Love Again After 60 Years Apart
- Obama Reunites Sixties Radicals in Drug-Fueled Love-In — Cap'n Crusty
- Obamacare Death Panel Reunites Couple, Orders Them to Die Together — J.C. Sandlin
- Ryan Plan Creates Surge in Traditional Relationships Among Seniors — Mike Skeeter
Apple Readies iPhone With Bigger Screen: Sources
- Liberals, Armed with Bigger Screens, Are Coming for YOU! — GlenCantrell
- Obesity Epidemic: Is Siri Getting Bigger, Too? — Matthew Harmer
- iPhone Succumbs to Political Correctness: Panders to Nearsighted Liberals — Susan-2593783
- Apple's Big-Screen iPhones Threaten to Destroy Optometry Industry — Schnotty McSlime
London 2012: Olympic Flame Tours Greece
- Obama's Weak Stance on Terrorism Spurs Threat, Fire-Wielding Foreigners Run Amok in Greece — Eese
- Deficit Destroys Greek Economy; Greeks Forced to Work, Play by Torchlight — CelticLaxer
- Obama, Olympic Torch Ceremony, and the Third Reich: A Hidden History — Andrew Marlowe Bergman
Thanks again, everyone!
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Um. Regime? Are they kidding?
Nope, it may sound harsh but here's something you may not have heard about.
http://www.fox19.com/story/18443832/reality-check-obama-executive-order-cracks-down-on-rights-of-americans-over-yemen
That sure sounds like the actions of a regime to me.
Justin, you are the Farce we are laughing at, FYI.
Justin is the type of person who believes republifacts (lies republicans tell and ignorant people believe).
Umm.. yeah, they are. Read the rest.
disgusting there is no shame for these people
This whole thing just went right over your head, didn't it?
Couple forced into hiding, come forward with proof of Obama's original birth certificate. lol - these are great - good picks!!!
the game now is to watch and see if Matt Drudge uses any of those headlines, thinking it is a real one
Congratulations to the winners. Very creative and oh so Foxy!
Love 'em!
too funny...
PLEASE link to other entries -- these are just too funny.
OBAMA PROVEN TO BE AN EXTRA-TERRESTIAL-cant find his Martian birth certificate
LOL "I, for one, take him at his word" HA! :)
Fox News = Journalism like RENO 911 = COPS
Fox News is to 'Fair and Balanced', what Newt Gingrich is to monogamy
How about an MSNBC headline?
"White Man Viciously Attacks the Feet & Fists of Innocent Black Man"
In your Case "V", I'd believe it!
"Aging hippies run Amok - The Obama Doctrine" LOL
Oh my goodness, you guys HAVE To do more of these contests. Like every other day or something!
This is EPIC! Although I think too much credit was given to Fox for creativity. I really don't think they could have been this clever! One can only wish they would do their homework this well. Maybe one of these days they will get the Google in their offices to fact check their claims.
Here were my entries ...
Rev. Wright 'Throws Barack Obama Down the Stairs' in Explosive New Audio
Indonesia: Muslims Attack Christians With Stones And Bags Of Urine
Census: Minorities Are Now the Majority
er ... oh wait, my bad. Those are real.