Did you know that President Obama was personally responsible for the closing of a venerable Italian restaurant in San Francisco? No? That's because you're not reading Fox Nation, which has an unerring genius for connecting dots that should never, ever, ever be connected. Last week, we held a writing challenge to simulate those scorching headlines and it yielded stellar offerings from one and all.
Let's go again, shall we? Here are three recent headlines.
- Egypt Lines Up To Vote In Its First Free Presidential Election
- Special Organ in Jaw Helps Whales Take Big Gulps
- Fifteen California Parks Saved By Generous Donation
Given the Fox treatment they might read:
- Obama Ops Fine Tune Election Fraud Schemes Overseas Before Big November "Surprise"
- Obese Tax Dodgers Demand Ever Larger Entitlements
- Druggy Cal Libs Finance Bear Terror Jihad
Now it's your turn. Infoxify the above three headlines and we'll post the winners tomorrow. Enjoy!
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Obama's Muslim Brotherhood Fails To Stop Freedom Loving Egyptians From Enjoying The Democracy Obviously Given To Them By George W Bush.
Liberals Cheer While Egyptians Elect Islamic Terrorist Dictator
Greenpeace Protects Whales to put Alaskan Fishermen Out of Business
George Soros Begins Bid to Buy Entire State of California
Frank Luntz Poll Shows 95% of Americans Know That Global Warming Is Caused By Piggy Whales.
Egyptians line up for first election, despite Obama's failed foreign policies
Saving whales may deplete ocean waters, alleviating rising tides caused by liberal hoax
State parks visitors hire super PAC to help bilk more money from state budget
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Fellow Muslims Claim Inspiration from Obama As They Cast First Socialist Vote
Michelle Obama Eyes "Let's Move" for Big Fish
California Tree-Huggers Demand Handout, Threaten to Burn Parks
Obama encourages foreigners to vote in presidential election. Whales stealing drinks from Seven-Eleven! Bert Park's family relies on welfare.
Obama block's donation's to California park's. Say's children should spend less time playing and more time studying the Koran.
Liberal marine mammal hypocrisy: trickle down applies to us, yet porpoises excluded
Obama's Homeland: Egyptians Lined Against Wall in Soviet-style Politics
Obama OKs Tax Subsidies to Research Animal Health, On Behalf of PETA NAZIS
Obama Focuses on Parks & Recreation, Instead of Job Creation!
"Islamist Anti-Israel Hate Group Moves for Gov't Takeover "
"Gov't Waste Alert: Tax Dollars Spent to Study Whale Performance Enhancement"
"With Future Uncertain, Can Privatization Save CA Parks?"
This is called taking the butterfly wing flapping in Beijing too far.
obama / osama: is god telling us something?
workers opt out of obamacare
obama hosts condom giveaway for kids
the gay singer released from hospital
obamania causes tebow frustration
Acorn and Muslim Brotherhood Conspire to Steal Two Elections
Obama's Plan to Tax 'Big Gulps' and Other Soft Drink Will Kill Whales, Experts Say.
Obama Administration 'Giveaway'- Millions for Fifteen Empty Lots
City council lines up to vote against Sharia law in Egypt, Arkansas.
Special organ in whale jaw buttresses Theory of Intelligent Design.
Pelosi led coalition extorts stimulus donations to save the salt marsh harvest mouse in all 15 California 8th District state parks.
Obama Sends Booker to GITMO for Gaffe on MTP
John Paul II, Says Obama Feels Foreign From Grave
Obama's Wright Involved in Etan's Kidnapping
ACORN and Muslim Brotherhood Conspire to Steal Two Elections
Obama's Plan to Tax 'Big Gulps' and Other Soft Drinks Will Kill Whales, Experts Say.
Obama Administration 'Giveaway'- Millions for Fifteen Empty Lots
Romney: Egypt missing revenue opportunity by staging "free" elections
Environmentalists bear responsibility for ripping off Seven-Eleven
Broke California subsidizing Korean immigrants
Obama's socialist agenda spills over to Middle East with Egypt 'free elections'.
WH restricts private business by secretly buying up "parks".
Dick Cheney's wife seeks breast enlargement
Whales endorse 7-Eleven Big Gulps in new corporate trend at endangered species product placements
CA Liberals Save Trees, Leave 2.6 Million School Children in Financial Jeopardy
95% of agoraphobics Against Using donations to save California Parks - Fox News
Obama Officials checking birth records of Egytian Voters...
Obama Directs Stem cell research into Sperm Guzzlers
Romney Saves Cal. Parks
1% save California Parks in plans for Occupy themed amusement internment park