Huzzah! The latest installment of the TRMS Infoxication* Writing Challenge was another triumph; your Fox Nation-esque headline writing chops cannot be stopped, we can only hope to contain them.
So here are our winners. Congratulations and thanks to all who submitted. The selection process is brutal!
(*Just to recap, Infoxication means transforming these three headlines into roaring, terror-filled Fox Nation type headlines.)
Moon Sweeps Past Fading Mars in Monday's Night Sky
- Obama Fails to Prevent Lunar-Planetary Inversion; Will it Cost Him Florida? —SomeGuy 3249169
- Crescent Moon and Star Appear in Night Sky after Muslim Brotherhood Seizes Egyptian Presidency —NoPeas4Me
- Obama Dictatorial Space Regulations Punish Moon Success —John Sheirer
Miami Celebrates Heat Championship With Victory Parade
- Miami Heat Attend Pro-Rick Scott Rally —June1636030
- Big Government Pays 160 Police Officers to Celebrate —Glasya
- Miami Celebrates the 1% —Charles Pace
Galapagos Tortoise Lonesome George Dies
- Turtle Lives Longer Than Most Humans, Challenging "Endangered Wildlife" Claims —Mike Dole
- Aged Galapagos Tortoise Renounces "Old Friend" Darwin Before Lonely Demise —Ted Jacbobs
- Lonesome George passes prior to 'Fast and Furious' verdict. Had declared investigation 'too slow.' —Angeni Lemieux
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Romney did more than send jobs over seas. Romney gave the people there harsh work conditions, no safe work conditions, very low wages, long work hours, decreased health, and very little benefits if any at all. Plus a major loss of American jobs and sending everybody closer to poverty, except the extreme rich. Yea sure Romney is sure something all right. What would you call Romney other than something rather worthless to people in the world. Let’s not waste our time trying to justify Romney as anything really good, since Romney has never shown anything close to caring about community or other people.
Did you just write "huzzah?"
I LOVE huzzah! :)
Unless WE start to fight an agressive "take to the streets" campaign we will not get a damn thing done. RightWingNuts do not have to make sense, just create doubt. EX. Global warming, check the numbers. we must do as AIM (American Indian Movement) did occupy then the cameras show-up and the FACTS get told ON the FREE news channels and NOT focused cable news entertainment "Fixed News".
Rachel U make ALL the right FACTS available to us on cable. Now make it mainstream in the papers on the streets and on the nightly news local and national.
THE ONLY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
We better stop doing this before Fox starts mining it for gold.
If Self deportation can become a right wing talking point we may be aiding and abetting the enemy!
Rachel...you did not pick me...but I still love you dammit!
Yay, me! I mean, thanks, judges.