Wait until the Chief Justice tastes this!

Your Mom doesn't work here, please clean up after yourself

Drug Screening for Employers on a budget, this "Do it Yourself" kit also includes a color reference guide to determine if a sample is "positive" or "negative."

Told you that wasn't coffee

Let me show you this cool cocktail I learned to make in the Oxford labs

Just don't tell the UN Inspectors...

Taking the wrong kind of "input," Number 5 watches "Cocktail," learns to mix drinks on his head.

I hope the TRMS staff aren't "juicing."

Maybe that's what Kent Jones used to transform himself into Senator Reid.

"But I'm warning you Mulder, if this turns out to be monkey pee, you're on your own".

"Now all we need is a crucifix and an art photographer."

After seeing this, why would you ever eat this "candy" in solid form?

licorice extract...check! sugar solution...check! cat pee....check!

Is the Maddow staff composed of the little kids that used to put everything into their mouths? Lint, ants, Lakrisal?

I need a drink...but no prison, please.

Damn, it is still not trickle down, who peed on my leg this time?

What happens to nerds when they get their way - SCIENCE!!!

It's Friday. You have to go to prison. First drink this.

It's not lemon lime.

Now if we turn these knobs to shake and bake ...BINGO we have turned water to gold! Then when water becomes more valuable than gold...

...then we add electricity. What could possibly go wrong?

This week on Good Eats, Alton Brown will eventually boil the damn hot dogs. That's where all this is going.

Hmmm ... pH 5.92.
Definitely a sign of seizure-induced common sense, Justice Roberts.

Baco's don't make themselves, you know...

Laugh now, but in an hour it'll be the best tequila sidecar you've ever had.

"What do you mean you couldn't find human DNA in the Dick Cheney sample?"