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Rep. Michele Bachmann's unapologetic anti-Muslim scare mongering has landed Team Bachmann in an ugly inter-squad war with the likes of fellow Republicans Sen. John McCain and House Speaker John Boehner.
Even though we've come to expect the ripest hyperbole surrounding all things Bachmann, one of her defenders, Frank Gaffney, president of the Center for Security Policy, recently went the full Orwell:
"For people to turn a blind eye to this civilization jihad as the Muslim Brotherhood calls it that they're waging, not the violent kind of Al-Qaeda and so on, they will get to that in due course, but what's really pre-violent in character, stealthy, subversion from within. That's what we are up against, that's what Michele Bachmann and her colleagues have called attention to, that's why they are being assailed as they are, it's to shut down the investigations we need into this kind of subversive activity within our wire."
Pre-Violent.
As in, Those Scary People may not be violent now, but they soon will be. Their calmness can only be explained as... pre violence.
Does that make an egg a pre-omelette? Should Nirvana be renamed the Pre-Foo Fighters? Is a doughnut a pre-love handle?
As for Mr. Gaffney's comments? How about Pre-Intelligible?
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Pre-posterous....
Awesome !!!
Reminds me of Romney's response to Brian Williams; we don't need to regulate
firearms, we just need to stop mass murderers before they do their deeds.
Williams should have asked him how he plans to stop criminals pre-rampage,
especially since he supports laying off cops.
All we need to do is ask Tom Cruise where those psychics in Minority Report are and put them to work.
Having achieved Operating Thetan Level 45, Tom Cruise *is* one of those psychics.
Baked beans are pre-flatulence.
Lightning is pre-thunder.
Cramps are pre-fertility.
Flirting is pre-sex.
Marriage is pre-divorce
Foreplay would be doubleplusgood pre-sex, right?
GOP = Pre-Nazi
Bachman is a pre-bowel movement
Corn? Pre-grits.
Pig? Pre-bacon.
GOP? Pre-sentient.
GOP? Pre-tending?
Ardipithecus ramidus? Pre Human.
I'm becoming increasingly ashamed of my fellow American's. They and their ilk are an embarassment and a blight on our history.
This is exactly like the George Carlin bit about airline announcements, almost verbatim. In his words the GOP can all pre-suck my genital situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7uMom9N5-I
and of course just for Mitt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8PhoyDIRRk
R.I.P. one of the many great American minds and comedians from our generation
Trust me, he is somewhere (heaven...ect), laughing his as* off at the stupidity that is running rampant these days.
Apostrophe = Prepossessive.
Dinner = Pre-Vomit?
Beer = pre-urine
These Pre-humans are Pre-cambrian and need to evolve and escape the Pre-dicament of looking so stupid, hateful and Pre-Lynch Mob!
Puppy Breath = Essence of Pre-Dog?
Mitt Romney pre-tired from Bain Capital in 1999.
LOL!
If you don't want to have been fired from a job, can you pre-sign w/ 2 weeks retroactive notice?
these kinds of rants are called "word salad." they are usually related to paranoid schizophrenia. seriously. the woman is delusional.
Yes. I used to say she needed her medication adjusted, but it's clear that she should not be treated on an outpatient status. Didn't her husband once try to "get the gay out" of "patients" through prayer? This might be a case of small-group psychosis.
"Word-salad" is a great term.
Spiteful, Bitter Human = Pre-Ghost.
This kind of troglodyte thread is nothing new to the American fabric:
ROBERT KENNEDY QUESTIONS KERN COUNTY SHERIFF, 1966
Sheriff: Well, if we have reason to believe there's going to be a riot started, somebody tells me there's going to be trouble if you don't stop them, then its my duty to stop them.
RFK: You go out there and arrest them?
Sheriff: Absolutely.
RFK: Who told you that they were going to riot?
Sheriff: The men right out in the field that they were talking to said if you don't get them out of here we're going to cut their hearts out. So rather than letting them get cut you remove the cause.
RFK: This is a most interesting concept, I think, that you suddenly hear talk about that somebody makes a report about somebody's going to get out of order, perhaps violate the law, and you go in and arrest them, and they haven't done anything wrong. How do you go arrest somebody if they haven't violated the law?
Sheriff: They are ready to violate the law,in other words... just like these labor people out here...
RFK: Could I suggest in the interim period of time, in the luncheon period of time, that the sheriff and the district attorney read the Constitution of the United States.
Inhaling = Pre-spiration (get it?)
Perhaps "pre-crime" isn't just for Hollywood movies anymore...
Knowing what some of the GOP will say next = PRE disposed
Worry about the moozlems, that way Mizz(?) Bachman Terrorist Overdrive and colleges can keep the same @!$%#ty laws that don't protect anyone from gun violence in place and ignore yet another reality based episode of all too common bloodshed! Mission accomplished!
Thought this needed a splash of word-balsamic, untilI realized how cleverly it was written. I hope others don't make the mistake I did.
For all the "steam" that 'hole Gaffney was letting off, PRE-vent!
;-)
I can't wait until I'm in a conversation where I can use that word. I'm in pre-anticipation mode.