As always, a million thanks for your brilliant submissions to our Infoxication headline writing challenge. While all were great, here are a few that really pickled our giblets.
Curiosity Rover Looks to Horizon
- Obamarover can't look to the right!-- Keeping Track
- Concern mounts about Curiosity Rover taking pictures of its shadow: robot porn?-- JoeAverage-2285031
- A Curiosity: Administration Uses Transportation Project to Change "Red" State to "Blue"--mpguy
- Religious Conservatives Concerned Mars Rover May Be Bi-Curious--easywritertx
Child Cholesterol Improves in U.S. as Snacks Lose Fats
- Under Obama, Kids' Arteries Losing Protective Plaque Layer--jvwalt
- From our cold, dead hands: US Children fight to retain fat in wake of Obamacare- microgeek
- Obama Sucks Fat Out of Twinkies, Bankrupting Hostess: Says It's 'For the Children'--- Levi Osborn
Beautiful New Bird Discovered in Peruvian Cloud Forest
- Gay, Latino 'Birds' Lobby for More EPA Job-Killing Regulations--Marshal Bangs
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Twisted but totally awesome!
FOX: This just in ... special report from the desk of Glenn Beck.
Special spy gear sent to Mars on Rover to Spy on USA phone conversations
Rover missioned to spray red planet blue!!!
Congrats to the winners. Loved all of 'em, lol!
Hey Mitt, Going to release your tax returns? No? Why not?
This needs to be a regular feature.
"Some people say Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate hidden aboard Mars Probe."
"More Nanny-state overreach: Government denies children tasty snacks."
Martian Solyndra Lands on Red Planet :)
My Dearest Mr. Jones,
How you woo me with your favoritism. I am melting on the inside, fairest Kent. My heart is dancing like Rafalca in August. My pulse is wild like Rapinoe's hair. I look to my right and see a sea of blue. Not blue as in, get your bum outside and quit tinkering on that computer, but blue as in a Crystal Gayle-esque transformation of my irises (iri?). I look to the left and see my betrothed, with his un-red hair. Watching Wolf Blitzer like an uninformed Walter Mitty who will have to leave it there. Oh, to have your wit to woo. Will my boo ever woo me with the wit of you?
Why do you taunt me, dear Kent? Is it my constant lobbying for your financial security....or endless supply of beverage holders? Why do you do this to a poor, fawning creature like me. Some day, dear Kent, I will walk past 30 Rock and see you from above. And I will think to myself, "Damn, that man has one red head of hair."
Most truly, madly, deeply yours,
MG
Aw yeah!!! hahahaha
Looking forward to more events like this. You should have one every week.
"Obamarover can't look to the right!-- Keeping Track"
"Obamarover" wins the internets!
Romney confesses, "Yes, I am Obama's rich half-brother" Willard never knew that he had been adopted in Kenya.
I feel blessed that you are such good company, Rachel Maddow. Thank you. Take good care of yourself.
Photo kinda looks like Arizona.