Not too long ago, Mitt Romney and his speechwriters thought they'd come up with a clever new way to mock President Obama: they ridicule efforts to "slow the rise of the oceans."
Campaigning in Minnesota today, former President Bill Clinton suggested these jokes appear a lot less funny now.
For those who can't watch clips online, Clinton said:
"I was actually listening closely to what the candidates said in these debates. In the first debate, the triumph of the moderate Mitt Romney. You remember what he did? He ridiculed the President. Ridiculed the President for his efforts to fight global warming in economically beneficial ways. He said 'Oh, you're going to turn back the seas.' In my part of America, we would like it if someone could've done that yesterday.
"All up and down the East Coast, there are mayors, many of them Republicans, who are being told, 'You've got to move these houses back away from the ocean. You've got to lift them up. Climate change is going to raise the water levels on a permanent basis. If you want your town insured, you have to do this.' In the real world, Barack Obama's policies work better."
I have a hunch it'll be a while before this little GOP applause line returns to Romney's stump speech.





Go Bill, go! Thank you for telling the truth about President Obama and Romney again.
If and when Obama wins, he will owe a great deal to Bill Clinton, who, since his darkest days, has really become a pillar of integrity and global compassion.
You tell them, oh, Secretary of Explaining Stuff! I am really starting to <3 Bill Clinton!
The left is clearly in panic mode.
The left is just glad that the right nominated Romney.
@Eric
What? Please explain.
So much so that they candidate is off the campaign trail, concerning himself with disaster management rather than electioneering. Sounds logical.
Romney has had a hard time getting above the 200 electoral vote level; President Obama is often at or around the 270 electoral vote level. Just who do you really think is panicking, Eric?
I just cannot believe how anyone would be dumb enough to want to go back to the way Bush/Cheney ran the country and drove us into the Grand Canyon in 8 years. I think Obama should get the same amount of time to get us out as we are slowly doing. Romney and Eddie Munster would just set this country back years with the same old failed policy. Amazes me that people are too stupid to see it. Clinton knows what is in store for us if Romney gets in and that is why he is going all out to help.
Yeah we're sure panicking that the GOP Governor of NJ is praising Obama's response.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah dude ,obama is gonna hit agrand slam unless the gop steals florida and ohio thru mitt romneys voting machinE rigging cause.
funny that some tell you the truth and you diss it off with stupidity
romney lies to you (openly) and you digested,you absorb it, you wash it down
like the koolaiders in jonestown
Hey! A little respect for the Grand Canyon, please.
It only takes a few hours to get from the bottom to over 7000 feet. It's taking a whole lot longer than that to climb out of the hole Bushney left us in.
The left is clearly in laugh-our-asses-off-at-the-ineffective-troll mode.
"Panicking" is when you scare the Beejeezus out of Ohio voters with blatant lies because the truth hurts: your campaign is losing. Badly
Well Eric, in the event of a 'doomsday scenario' and Rmoney (sic) DOES win, it'll be through lies, greed, corruption and scare tactics. You must feel proud of your mighty leader
With this sort of perfect delivery, you know no one is listening more then Florida.
At Raymond G.......- What polls are you following?
" Firestone g.......- Working Americans cannot afford a full 8 years of Obama!
" " - About Clinton, Can you really not see why Clinton is campaigning for democrats? Hint..HILLARY! He's such a fake. Ex: "In my part of the country....., we wish he would turn back the seas..." I didn't know the hurricane affected Arkansas!
" Kurtsy - No panicking. It's nice to see Obama skipping his day/night show appearances to be a PRESIDENT! But, didn't you notice, he is still campaigning? When speaking, count how many times he uses "forward".
" Ed hino........- "Romneys rigged voting machines". Please do yourself a favor and cut those puppet strings. They're going to strangle you.
" Ish mer.......- And how's that lie about "reaction to a video" digesting for you? Most Americans view the world news on terror much more seriously that most on this site.
" Dc sess.......- Can America borrow that rope? Nevermind, it would be about 20,000 feet to short now.
" Marko....- If you're referring to the signs that only stated the TRUTH about the crime in fraudulently voting, no one else in the country outside of your click is bothered by them.
"reds...- Your nose is growing!!
Simply an American, your main problem seems to be you're a simple American!
Jeff....Hell yeah I am and PROUD of it! "Lofberg", is that german?
The republicans say we need smaller government, that people need to take responsibilty, that the handout needs to stop. Until there is a big event that requires a nation and all the people, than look to see who are the first in-line with their hands out asking where is the government and why are they so slow.
"I have a hunch it'll be a while before this little GOP applause line returns to Romney's stump speech."
The truth never stopped Romney before to double-down on absurd statements.
Eric, panic about what? Go Bill go, call out Mitt but hurry he makes contradictory statements on the hour. lol
There is nothing funny about Mitt Romney. Scary, yes. Funny, no.
As the saying goes, you might as well laugh.
Obama took this as an opportunity to help his fellow Americans.
Romney took this opportunity to SELL T-SHIRTS!
The republicans preach smaller government, time to stop the free handouts, take personal responsibilities, end FEMA, make it private (with profit ?) until there is a big event. Look who are the first inline with their hands out asking where is the government and why is it taking so long.
President Bill Clinton continues to serve his country by supporting President Barack Obama's re-election! May just be his greatest contribution yet.
I understand why Biden would've said that. In military type things, a person having big balls is a respectful, admiring way of saying how brave they were. On the otherhand, people are too easily offended by things they do not understand. Quite often they fear the unknown, sort of like Romney. Mitt has no idea how to an upstanding, honest, caring, loving, compassionate human being, so he continually shifts his stances on issues ie Romnesia.
But Romney & Ryan had Ro-mentum (TM) going into the home stretch - - they were on track to hit 200 electoral votes. There's goes the Ro-mentum!
Keep repeating this to all right-wingers:
IDEOLOGY, MEET REALITY
Thank God for Bill Clinton. It seems to me that it might make a little more sense that Global Warming is the reason for the flooding and the higher sea levels than some "bible beater" saying it was the Gays that caused this. Science trumps....again.
never underestimate the power of the gays. seriously, though, anyone who denies science to promote his religious agenda should not be in a position of power.
We need to vote and vote early...POTUS needs 100% Gay, 100% Black, 100% Hispanic, 100%College Students, 100% women, 100% Seniors, 100%white male and 100%(of the 47%),
PRESIDENT OBAMA if he parted the seas like MOSES; the TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS would find something to gripe about. ( G riping Old Patricians) and so if CLIMATE CHANGE/ GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE- then only the RICH ENERGY COMPANIES- FOSSIL FUEL CORPORATIONS should pay for building higher sea walls, and levys? jeez!! and on a ligher note...
thurston howell and lovey( aka Mitt and annie) called- A RISING TIDE RAISES ALL BOATS ( and if im elected president- well- the tide will rise this far?) anywa- THURSTON HOWELL CALLED- SAID HE FOUND THE MINNOW. https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/407756_10151237059904929_1573685275_n.jpg
And lets all remember that Romney wants to get rid of FEMA...who will help all the people in NY , NJ, VA and the rest of the North east. Let each state look after its own, he said. What an idiot! The whole country is going to have to help after this disastrous storm.
Bill Clinton did a good job as president...despite the republicans attempts to destroy him...they couldn't. The only reason they are close to winning this time is that too many of us are still racists!
I say we have all of the mitten followers mark their houses with a big red x. That way the responders will know they are for small government and can take care of themselves. The responders can then move on to help the people that want and need help.
The sheer ignorance of the Mittens camp amazes me. The smug looks on their faces, thinking they're so much smarter than everyone else makes me sick. The only way they win this election is if they steal it like Bush (and Florida, sad to say as a Floridian) did from Gore. How can the average joe be so dense to believe this flip flopping eeejit? If you don't believe in climate change, you have your head in the sand; and it's only going to get worse.
It's already starting in Broward County, Florida. One major black precinct was stripped of almost 1500 votes over night. Explanation? It was a computer glitch. Another lost several votes because the worker recording the votes "accidentally transposed the numbers". Needless to say, these were heavily Democratic precincts.
Speaking as a Straight Old Geezer, anytime Big Dog needs a BJ, I'm ready!
Like here in Canada, Obamacare also covers pre-existing conditions - it's going to take stitches for the Republicans to try and crack a smile for the next 4 years
www.cnn.com/2012/10/24/us/libya-benghazi-e-mails/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
Americans DIED...Obama LIED...and then created a COVER UP!
Depart from our sight, thou under-bridge gnome!
metoo
Are you a masochist? Do you come here purposely to be made a fool of???
How soon wqe forget all the Americans we lost on 9/11 in NYC When Bush was told of a pending terriost attack. Talk about a cover-up
LOL, who lied... it was Bush who lied, spied on our own people and then sent our kids off to die in a false war of mass weapons...
wtf... it was bush who lied about mass weapons, who spied on americans and sent our kids off to die in his stupid war trying to make some legacy... it failed for him worse president ever and mitt doesn't stand a frickin chance
In his own words:
"On Feb. 2, 2009, President Barack Obama explained his chances to fix the economy to host Matt Lauer on NBC's "Today" show: "I will be held accountable. I've got four years. … If I don't have this done in three years, then there's going to be a one-term proposition." According to Obama, himself, words mean something. He has made his entire political career using carefully chosen words.
PLONK!
Ahh metoo,
NOBODY, including Obama, understood what the Romney's of this country did to our economy. NOBODY, certainly NOT Romney, could have "fixed" what the Romney's of this country did to our economy in four years!
Things are getting better and MUCH better than they would have under someone like Romney.
Oh, and BTW, you can complain about what Obama said four years ago, when you can explain WHY Romney "etch-a-sketches" every single day! Are you so stupid that you can't tell that every day he says something dramatically opposite of what he said the day before?
Now go run back to Fox and whine that you got beat up again doing what they told you to do!!!
REALLY, I am beginning to feel pity for you!!!
Obama becomming POTUS after GWB was the equivalent of parents coming back from a holiday expecting to do a little light dusting and finding their brat of a son has wrecked the place.
metoo999, again republicans taking words out of context and misrepresenting them. Shame on you.
...and Romney has..umm...umm...so few chosen words...I think Romney wants to be like Barack....he now selectively agrees with most of POTUS policies. What was funny...I was reading one of Rachels blogs where 2 Repubs were excited about the size of Romney crowds...and one said that the crowds are now as big Obamas and because of this a win was guaranteed....that was funny.
things could be better if the worthless got us in this mess won't help us get out of it GOP... here lies all our problems
In favor of metoo999 for getting on here and stating TRUE FACTS. But, if facts are not in favor of democrats, then they're not recognized as facts on this site. BIG RESPECT TO YOU FOR JUMPING INTO THE SEA OF INSULTS.
Keep thee to the topic, thou under-bridge gnome!
Just seven days until it's all truly in the hands of the people! In honor of getting out the vote, here is a music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdo44Wq-_k
"I Approve This Message" is a funky tune for Obama supporters and a call to arms for the 90 million Americans who say they won't show up at the polls next week. See you at the polls!!
Don't worry, if people's houses wash away and the infrastructure has been demolished Romney will fix everything by collecting can goods that the red cross doesn't even want.
At heide-.......- You watched Rachel tonight didn't you? She has a way of turning a good Republicans deed into something negative. You do know she is campaigning for Obama for selfish reasons don't you?