Anyone worried that President Obama's re-election would blunt the conservative spearhead called Fox Nation -- relax. Witness a sampling of FN's second-term prowess (these are all real, btw) :
- Greta Calls Out Pres. Obama: He Wants His "Usual Media Pass."
- Hedge Fund Hot Shots Flee High-Tax NY
- Paul Ryan: Victorious Obama Seeks to "delegitimize" GOP
- Immigration Reform Could Add Millions of Latinos to ObamaCare
- CURL: The Terrifying Mindset of Hillary Clinton
Inspired? Queasy? Trembling with rage? Good. Now it's your turn. Here are three recent stories.
World's First Biofuel Flight Powered by 100 Percent Plant Oil
Neanderthal Cloning Chatter Highlights Scientific Illiteracy
Given the Infoxication treatment, these headlines could look something like...:
Orcs, Hippogriffs Gather For Liberal Fantasy Fest
Pothead Dems Achieve Herbal Lift-Off
Smug Science Elites Diss Your Grandparents, Great-Grandparents
Now, summon your inner Fox, write your own headlines and we'll post the results tomorrow. Good luck!
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Its always funny to see a kettle call a pot black.
Another racist slur?
Headline...
MSNBC discovers the meaning of hypocrisy while calling out Fox...
just saying...
Paul- guess I never thought of that angle when saying or hearing that phrase. I find it interesting, though, that it was front and center in your mind. Telling, isn't it?...
when the kettle is a kettle and the pot is a piece of tinfoil masquerading as a cooking implement, then the kettle's within its rights to shove the pot's failings in its face
And to somehow bring it out as a race card- lol- insanity
Climate change conspiracy predicts global warming even though it's cold outside.
Obama energy policy set to increase corn and soybean prices.
Republicans look forward to influx of fresh faces as neanderthal cloning seems certain.
Hey its been cold as HELL!
Obama's energy policy is chicken feed and not worth a hill of beans!
Unga Bunga NO!
Not enough natural gas to heat your home?
Live from the Ozarks, Billy is now entering the blogosphere and splashing down on this very thread! Record Cool is now in your region ! Now, stand back and let the pro in here.
There wouldn't be any dang Fox News if the rest of the "free press" and media done its job. Yall are an arm of the federal government, a propaganda machine, nothing more.Not inquisitive, not curious, see no evil,speak no evil and hear no evil.Only press conservatives and libertarians for answers.I remember right after Obama took office the first time, a reporter asked," What is the most enchanting thing about your job?"Obama himself was even taken aback from a question like that.He was trying to hide a chuckle.I said to the Mrs. "Bring me that pail, I'm gonna barf some groceries." That's how its gonna be I reckon, suck ups and admirers and no tough queries.
They don't call it "Fox" fer nuthin. They have some real lookers over there, info babes who "git-r-done." Ask some toughies, report both sides, show respect to others.They have some brains to augment their beauty.
Yall should try some journalism sometimes, it won't hurt ya or make you go blind, like your daddy told you.Yeah, and ask somebody some intelligent question too.A man standing by a pile of rubble that used to be his home and all you can come up with is "How do you feel?" How in the Hades do ya think he does???!!! Reckon I can git a scholarship to Princeton Journalism School? Anybody can do that.
I See Someone else took over your blog for you - Who ever it is , they can spell ! Must be the 2nd shift at FUX News Dis-organization ! LOL , Sad , Very Sad !
Billy boy. Fox tells more lies in one day than all the other media put together does in one year.
MSNBC seems to be doing the best they can to take over first place...
http://race42012.com/2012/09/28/60276/
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6A90B74F28ED50C0
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/04/msnbc-we-reserve-the-right-to-lie-about-you.php
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/london-ky/TF2209B89DG32SREN
http://www.sodahead.com/topic/msnbc-lies-proof-york-times-supposed-romney-chant-incident-happendbefore-msnbc-distorted-trut/?link=ibaf&q=&esrc=s
you get the idea...
just saying...
Troll Much? Your sources are unimpressive. Writers at Sodahead don't know the difference between no and know: " Andrea Mitchell has been around for a long time and should no [sic] better."
no trolling..just stating facts...
just saying...
six?
Stormguy what happened to that troll W. Jones 007 that was operating on this blog a few days ago? He was a buddy of yours?
Hee hee hee....
Good deflection Bee...when you cant refute the facts, change the subject.
Now, would you like to come to the grown up table and discuss the facts about how both MSNBC and NBC are proven liars and manipulators of the facts?
just saying...
MSNBC presents the news with the spin I like. NBC is more corporate distrustful media. MSNBC represents my interests a little better than NBC. Fox represents to me propoganda of the corporate elites. That's where i am right now, at this time.
I am glad to see you admit that they spin the news. Too bad they cant simply report the facts for what they are...
just saying...
Sorry to hear about your ratings slipping, people don't like being lied to. Darling it was called Fox long before there was a news channel.
As low as MSNBC's ratings were, it would be hard for them to do anything but go up.
A quick review of the numbers for a variety of dates shows FOX continues to run over MSNBC in viewership in almost every category on every day of the week. The only consistent number where MSNBC wins in the ratings is in the 25-54 age group with TRMS, though she is beaten by the overall numbers by about 50% on most nights.
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/tag/msnbc-ratings/
just saying...
Climate change hucksters ignores recent cold front
Green energy frauds stage biofuel flight
Egghead geneticist speaks "You're so stupid!"
Iran Sends Monkey into Space (--oops, that one's "real")
Amadinejad went to space?
Was that a WOW reference there? LOL
"FOX NATION" is what happens when you let Goblins run the news
HELLSCREAMS EYES ARE UPON YOU
To be fair, orcs have been a staple of fantasy literature since Tolkien, and he, of course, drew on even earlier sources. D&D, World of Warcraft and just about everyone else after Tolkien borrowed heavily from him. Hippogryphs were mentioned, I suspect, because of their prominence in Harry Potter, although, of course, they are ancient mythical creatures.
Libs deny Bible. Predict different apocalypse.
Plane flies on plant oil. Obama again denies drilling rights.
Dems plan secret caveman army to take away your guns.
Another babble pusher.
"Dems plan secret caveman army to take away your guns." The last one, about the secret army, is worthy.
sorry didn't read yours before i posted mine...my bad
Obama to Biden: "It will be so easy to take their guns a caveman could do it"
Global Warming as Part of War on Christmas!
Massive Gov't Subsidies For Green Fuel!
Democrats Seek to Pad Voting Rolls!
"Democrats Seek to Pad Voting Rolls!" hahaha i'm going to cry...
Democrats waste millions fighting change of seasons!
Obama Administration cuts funding to FAA forcing airlines to use leftover salads to power aircraft!
In bold new move, Democrats attempt to bring back Jesse Helms!
Democrats channel Bolsheviks for ideas.
Actual headline:
"Boy Scouts close to ending ban on Gay members, leaders"
FOX version
LIBERALS SEEK TO LEGALIZE CHILD SACRIFICE
I am sure I could do better with more time but to be honest it's hard to satirize FOX...they do such a good job of it in house already...Which I guess means that the best way to satirize them would be if you could Photoshop a copy of their web page to show them running an actual legitimate and unbiased news story and see what their fan base does...probably think it was all part of a conspiracy to smuggle American meatloaf recipes behind the Iron curtain or something even nuttier
I'm sure you could do better. You've learned through MSNBC. Funny that you use a made up headline to call someone else a liar...
For "climate change:" To Prevent Permanent Winterization of the World, Experts Recommend that We Drill, Baby, Drill!
Dems Site Changing Seasons As Reason to Punish Business
Tree Huggers Attempt to Kill Traditional Oil: Millions of Jobs May Perish if They Get Their Way
Liberal Leader Denies Trying to Create New Minority Voters Through Cloning Neanderthals
That last one was racist, Jane. You just slammed Hispanics, African-Americans and Asian-Americans, all of whom voted for Democrats in a big way. You hit a trifecta!
More reactors required to power water coolers.
Airplane's exterior thermometer proves global warming hoax.
Fox's youngest viewer reflects on his days with ZZ Top.
Fox News to enter adult entertainment industry!
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/423000/january-17-2013/porn-names---porn-lawsuits?xrs=synd_facebook
Just for you JL ;-)
Meghan Kelly announces that Monica Crowley's porn name is ... Muffin Hunt! More from our correspondence Stephen Colbert
We are all going to a toxic water world, so build a boat like Noah and power it with animal @!$%#. If land appears, the neanderthals shall re-create fire to warm it up all over again.
Will You Be Wading and/or Skating To, Work?
Peanut Contrails Soon!
2nd Generation Tea Party Representatives Make Debut
Congress relaxes regulations on cloning, they're bringing Reagan back!
"Climate Change" Hoaxers Still Lining Gore's Pocket
Solyndra In The Sky?
Evolution Debunked! Scientist Fails To Create Man
"Solyndra In The Sky" Well played, sir, well played.
Mad liberal scientists force women to mate with apes to prove crackpot theory...evolution?
Obama orders masters of the dark arts to create an clone caveman army to take your guns away. in a related article Louisiana republican congressman demand all ecoli samples be destroyed.
Obama administration "may" have authorized deforestation to fuel new secret aircraft.
New secret aircraft fuel could be the cause of major climate change to come.
Scientists say New York primed for weather of a nice tropical resort
Liberals fly airplanes with food instead of feeding their beloved middle class
Obama thinks cloned half-human babies should have pathway to citizenship
How long ago did the Enquirer purchase FN? Top Secret news???
Todays NY Times- Senators Offer A New Blueprint for Immigration.
Infoxified- Does Dems Partisan Plan Allow English Speaking Illegals Free Pass?
Tree Huggers Fantasize About Returning To Cave Dwelling
Thanks to Obama Defense Cuts, Air Force To Fly On Used Fry Oil
Elitist Darwin Failure Calls Creationists Dumb
Scientists Playing God With 'DNA,' Tell Concerned Christians: 'You're Illiterate'
Libs Peddle Plant Oil Flight of Fancy
The Goremons Won't Shut Up