Mega-kudos to all who took part in our Infoxication Headline challenge yesterday -- as always, we are humbled by your efforts. Here is a random sampling of your genius.
Major Climate Changes Looming becomes:
Dems Gather In Secret To Tax Rain --Tony Reno
Obama Greenies Pile On Anti-Cow Rhetoric -- Pat M. Germelman
Major Climate Changes Looming - New, Valuable Coastal Real Estate Available Soon --Largenose
Democrats in Senate Fail to Prevent Onset of Summer In March -- Some Guy-3249169
World's First Biofuel Flight Powered by 100 Percent Plant Oil becomes:
Airplane Biofuel...'Wright' Or Wrong? Will Plants Unionize? --Michael A. Peterson
Solyndra In The Sky? -- Gary Crowell Jr
Biofuel Flight Faked In Hollywood Sound-stage --Extreme Liberal
Experts Predict Salad Dressing Shortage After Wasteful "Biofuel" Demonstration --TonyNY
New Engine Developed to Run on Vegetable Oil, To Be Called " V-8" --Larry Kurtz
Neanderthal Cloning Chatter Highlights Scientific Illiteracy becomes:
Wow! Highbrow Claims Know-how To Clone Lowbrow! --Michael A. Peterson
Dems Plan Secret Caveman Army to Take Away Your Guns --Secretly Amused
Obama Thinks Cloned Half-Human Babies Should Have Pathway to Citizenship -- JC Sandlin
Unable to Stop Themselves, Scientists Clone and Release Caveman Hitler. Is He a Muslim? --Tobias Lane
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Hilarious. These are my faves:
"Dems Plan Secret Caveman Army to Take Away Your Guns"
"Obama Thinks Cloned Half-Human Babies Should Have Pathway to Citizenship"
Are you sure these weren't ripped from World Net Daily?
The Headlines are good, the chics are hot, the debate is fair and Fox has entered the Dynasty of Journalism others can only dream about.
Except the headlines are faked and exaggerated, the women are clones of the same blonde blah, they don't entertain debate, and they don't engage in journalism. So, zero for four, but nice attempt.
Your a liberal version of me!! Cool!! What age were ya when it hit ya?
No, I'm not, because I have a command of the written word that you lack.
BAM!!!
LOL!!!
Oh SNAP, grumpy!
LOL!!!
That was fun, thanks for the challenge!
Again, please. This was great exercise.
I've gotta add one more...
FOX: MSNBC Bloggers steals headlines from FOX! Fears MSNBC bloggers are payed Obama operative mind readers!
Maddow blog whisperers torpedo Fox "fair and balanced" claim.
If FOX was to be true it should be called FOX Half Truths & Outright Lies
The FOX FANTASY SHOW!
They should be held accountable for content if its not real news and just conjecture opinions or the like they shouldn't be allowed to be called NEWS!
The public airwaves shouldn't be used for the Fox kind of crap ... true. Even worse, people buy into it.
Old habits die hard...sigh And most of them are old...and gonna die soon.....Tell them! Think about the kids and grandkids!
Rachel, great show about the "Changing GOP" with not just immigration but with everything.
Let's remind everyone that the definition of conservatism means "NO CHANGE" (look it up)
That means, when Republicans start "changing" their ways just to cater to NEW demographics...
They become DEMOCRATS! ...Use that on your next show!
The GOP cannot give up conservatism, you know, those Grand Old values.
They would have to start a new political party to cater to a new constituency.
I really want this message to get to you so I'm posting it in a few other articles so please do not get mad at me.
Thanks for your great show.
So grateful...you posted one of my re-writes! Yay!