For headline writers, Sen. Marco Rubio's l'affaire du water bottle was like snark Christmas. To wit:
You get the idea. Meanwhile, the headline writing savants at Fox Nation were having none of this, especially not at the expense of their rising conservative star. Their Marco Rubio water bottle headline?
Bam! That's how it's done, world. Now, who's up for an Infoxication Challenge? Take this headline...
It could be Infoxified this way:
Rubio to Obama: Hands Off My Refreshing Hydrogen, Oxygen Compound
Now it's your turn-- write us some Rubio water bottle headlines a la Fox nation and we'll post samples of your genius tomorrow. Good luck!