As always, our humblest thanks to all who participated in our Infoxication Challenge.
The headline designated to receive the Fox Nation treatment was this:
Marco Rubio Drinks Water During GOP State of the Union Rebuttal
Here is a random sampling of your uniformly spectacular efforts:
Rubio Fracks Self By Consuming Dihydrogen Monoxide
—SmorgasOfBorg
Obama's State of the Union Causes Rubio To Lean Left
—Raye7976
Marco Rubio: Too Hot For Primetime
—Brian Armstrong
Rubio Brings Bold New Jobs Plan To Well Diggers: Drill Here, Drill Now.
—Big Gary C
and finally,
Liberal Camera Operator Deliberately Placed Water Bottle Out of Reach.
Senator Lindsay Graham Threatens Jack Lew's Nomination Until He "Gets Some Answers."
—Knobson
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Rachel,
Running the Rubio-water bottle loop for 10 minutes while you talked with Kornacki was really bush league, third-grade stuff.
You can bet that Fox News will use it to call you into question as a serious analyst.
Your show is better than this. Keep talking to adults as adults, please.
Bruce
Bwahahahha! Someone call the WAHMBULANCE! Its a running joke! GET IT RUNNING JOKE?
maddow your a joke. if this had been a dem. and FOX was doing what you are doing you would be up in arms. I thought you were better than this. MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU THE WAY YOU TALK, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TALK FROM THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE
YOUR a joke, too. You don't even have proper grammar. YOUR, in the instance YOU used it, should be YOU'RE.... with an APOSTROPHE. You sir, are an idiot.
i'm so confused. Hillary said it makes no difference why the bengazi attack happened, but Rubio drinking water needs to be seen 100 times? who cares?
watergate
"Hillary said it makes no difference why the bengazi [sic] attack happened..." You do realize that every time you take something someone said out of context it makes you look like a dolt? Time to put on your William Holden drinking helmet.
Well, the Bengazi attack makes Obummer look bad and drinking water makes Rubio look bad.... I think i'll take the water. You progressively stupid liberals remind me of the movie Idiocracy, they made fun of water too!
I think its just great! Its doesn't water down the show one bit! Its just funny and you know Republicans don't have a sense of humor!
Perhaps, several of the above should chill out with a cool shower.
If there's any water left.
Judging by the video at the top of the page Rubio is a compulsive sipper!
Rubio flushed his career down the drain or sipped it whichever suits your fancy....
It was just a sip up Oops slip up!
Did ya hear the one about the conservative who walked into a bar and...........Wait this might offend some conservatives.......never mind.
'Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.' - Candidate Obama 2008
Word of advice, Republicans. Next year, pick someone other than Marco "Where's the Freaking Chocolate Chip Cookies!" Rubio to give your rebuttal to the State of the Union.
Its nice to see our friends venting their bottled up anger!
Come on... the "loop" is funny. Rubio looks like a 12 year boy trying to explain what he was doing up in the tree-house with his sister's Barbie dolls, a spatula, and the neighbor's cat.
I thinks it's hilarious that this is the best the Maddow Brotherhood could muster up for political analysis.
Makes Rachel about as credible as the Church chat lady and shows pure fear at Rubio's chances...
Perfect! Keep up the great work! Hahahaha!
It really would have been more funny if a hand with a bottle in it popped into the screen! Thing is that you! Bwahahahaha!
Rachel...Proven fact reading a teleprompter full of lies and the same old broken promises makes your head sweat, itch and gives you cotton mouth bigger than 10 bong hits at a Willey Nelson Concert. Too funny but it wasn't just the Gulp of water, doesn't this guy speak for a living? You don't even need to hook him up to the lie detector he's sweating like Donald Trump on a bad hair day. What about the cheesy smile at the end? Got a Dirty Mouth, clean it up with Orbits! Nervous as hell but stops for a Poland Springs drinking water and Orbits commercial. Did you guys catch the "we need to let our kids know how they're getting screwed on the cost of higher education" not we want to lower the tuition to match the economy a good value like the President said, nope, just kids need to know what they're getting in to. You use to invest big money up front for college and get big jobs for your investment, not quite the case now but the colleges haven't adjusted to the lack of good paying jobs they still bleed you dry with hidden fees like books, parking, web site access, attendance remotes you name it, scam! I liked the Presidents comment value for your education. I love football but if you spend all your money getting two students to the NFL at the cost of all your student body going out into the world you suck, bad value, no money for you! We thought the Presidents speech was awesome! We at least have hope many of the great things might get done. I wonder if Poland Springs new they were sponsoring Rubio. I fought for 26 years in the military for freedom and Democracy. Obviously for good governing you need strong Democrats and Republicans, I'm embarrassed. Do the Republicans have a professional to represent them, come on. What was Marco Rubio's message? I needed government, I couldn't be where I am without government, my family benefited from government but I don't like government, what? Arguably the biggest moment of his life and I felt I was watching a bad contestant on American Idol. Didn't someone prep the poor boy, maybe a few practice runs? If the republican party can't even come together to help their own or even have a the same message how are they ever going to come together to run a country...scary! Like a we eat our own scary! They should have a Buzzard patch with the white bib, fork and knife like the old cartoon Buzzard, too funny. I can see them raising funds by selling space on their suits like NASCARS, Poland Springs, Orbits, six inch chest space $50,000, O how desperate we've become. Ya I'm sure he has problems paying his bills and maybe just a bit easier for him to pay of his student loans. I got to tell you we love you guys, all of you, Ed, Chris, The Rev, Lawrence, Chris Hayes you guys break it down and prove it! I can't lie we like to see all side of the issues and watch Fox news sometimes but I got to tell ya fair and balanced my butt! They get so one sided and full of themselves, if Hanity and O'reilly were gay and could bear children that poor kids head would be huge! I don't know why they have guest they never even let them speak? Anyway keep up the great work...We love you...