Here are two approaches to Mayan Apocalypse Day on December 21: NASA is urging everyone to go about their business, nothing to see here. On the other hand, there's country music icon Merle Haggard, who told the Village Voice:
"I think everybody has December 21 on the back of their minds and hoping that everybody's wrong. I'm trying not to think about it. I got a lot of money in the stock market, and I'm trying to figure out whether to sell or wait until the 21st. If something doesn't happen, the stock market has got to go up, and it's got to go down before that. That's what I'm mainly watching, trying to be the head of the family here. I don't want to wake up on December 22 and have done the wrong thing."
Neither do we, Hag. Neither do we. In the meantime (before the End Time), here's this: